literallyrad:

my english teacher is totally hot and today he told me in front of his entire class that he thought i was the funniest person he’s ever met and i said “funnier than your wife?” and now i have detention 

I want the new watchdogs game solely for the multiplayer it’s so dope oh my god

smellsliketimetravel:

trying to draw your own characters and they look different every time

image

chickenyaoi:

i want to look like a different person who looks like me but looks better

sprightlycartoonist: Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favourite followers (not back to me, I did it already). Thinking good thoughts about yourself may be hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go, for the sake of spreading positivity! ^_^

ahhh ok but I’m not sending it to ppl cause I’m on mobile

I’m nice

I’m hilarious

I typically smell pretty good

I make fantastic omelets

I dress nicely when I feel like it

my goal is to be comfortable in a bikini

not to lose enough weight to wear a bikini not to get a “bikini body” but to just be comfortable enough in my own skin to show it

babygoatsandfriends:

lawebloca:

Video

I’m glad this now exists.

sweet-bitsy:

prostatertots:

i can’t believe a snail ate this entire dog

Incredible

sweet-bitsy:

prostatertots:

i can’t believe a snail ate this entire dog

Incredible